Sunday, September 26, 2004

party time in school tomorrow.. i suggest all party goers bring additional clothings.. it's gonna be a foam-party... the foam material though is unknown and can range from anything u may find in school.. do bring extra weapons to protect yourselves too. god knows when the tables can turn on u..

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Ah^hAo out
at |10:19 PM|

Ooo...prelims finally over!! Tomorrow is the start of school...09 is so going to rock AJ with our fantastic results!!! YEah! We will top the J2 corhort as the most outstanding class in terms of our prelims performance!!! We are going to create history....yes us....0903!!!

[above are the author's imagination. Any similiar occurance are purely coincidental]

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amy out
at |9:49 PM|

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Gd luck to all in the coming 2 wks of prelims.. though i doubt anyone will see this in the recent few days.

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Ah^hAo out
at |7:19 PM|

Thursday, September 09, 2004

*measuring stress level*

#Throughout the history of man, you will be surprised to know that scientists from different fields have tried to come up with their own unique way of measuring stress level. Since everyone is in the mugging and "high-stress level" situation now, i thought it would be good to tell you guys how you can measure stress via the various methods. [Disclamier: the methods mentioned are not clicnically proven or tested. Therefore, do it at your own risk]

#The BIOLOGY method
- Finding blood pressure (using pressure meter?)
- Find out your blood [adrenline], [somatotrophin], [glucose] levels (maybe drawing out your blood once every 3 hrs?)
- No. of hours you sleep
- Litres of water you drank
> To get an accurate result of stress level, you are advised to find out all the above and plot a graph. The x-axis intersection will tell you what is your stress level.

#The CHEMISTRY method
- Hstress + H2O -----> H3Ｏ+ + stress-
dissociation constant = 0.9876
- draw some blood sample and find out the [Hstress] then use the above formula to find out the [Hstress] and that will be your stress level.

#The MATH method
- the standard formula for measuring stress level is x^6 + 8x^5 + xy + e^4 = o
-by finding suitable values of x, sub into the above equation and vola, you are done!

#The PHYSIC method
- This is possibly the fastest yet most complicated method
- the given formula is : stress level = 7 x % x @ x 7623784 x * x # x !

#Have fun trying the suggested methods! CHIONG ah!

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amy out
at |1:30 PM|